The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't mean to burst your bubble Jon, but I just did a quick translation from Swedish to English on 'Torr' just to check it wasn't a real word in Swedish and it is. It means arid.
Why would they be looking at 'The Arid' ? hmmm what is Arid anyway?
I think its probably James's kids - they are half swedish and have friends over there - they also visit twice a year so they may be googling us to show people what their sad old dad is doing!
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