The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have just been subjected to an attempted chugging on my own doorstep! Call me a cynical, heartless cow, but I would never give my bank details to someone who knocked on the door!
If they're trying something like this door to door, that can only mean there have already been victims stupid enough to fall for it...First I've heard of this one...Ben
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I think we should put some concealed ecording equipment around Stead's front door, just in case they try it on him. Should be pretty entertaining.
This isn't really any different to those guys that knock on the door and try to convince you to change electricity suppliers on the doorstep. Because we're going to agree to that based on some suspect stats spouted by some itinerant twat going door to door.
It annoys me that when I say that you're not interested in changing electricity suppliers, they look at me incredulously and say stuff like 'You're not interested in saving money?'.
F*cking retards...
Ahem...
Back to the subject at hand... door to door chugging sounds to me like a gross invasion of privacy. You should have set the dog on them!
I seem to recall that every now and again, someone like the Poppy Appeal (usually in the form of little old ladies) would knock on the door and try and flog me a poppy. I didn't mind that so much - they were only after 50p or so and I got an awesome paper poppy in return!
Tried to get me to swtich to Scottish Power who were the providers before I bought the house and then subjected me to 18 months of legal threats chasing a bill from the previous occupiers which eventually I got sorted.
Anyway ... after a long drawn out explaination of why I would never go to Scottish Power he said:
"Well we are a lot cheaper than British Gas ..." and then looked dreadfully hurt at the response "For f*** sake, you are also much bigger c***s".
Well, I was cross ... and my tea was getting cold. Does seem to shift 'em quickly though.
