The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The stomach bug was certainly the most severe. That & the mother have now gone, leaving me trying to comfort eat away the cold, but with little appetite. Hmmm. Thank goodness for sofas & iPlayer.
The stomach bug was certainly the most severe. That & the mother have now gone, leaving me trying to comfort eat away the cold, but with little appetite. Hmmm. Thank goodness for sofas & iPlayer.
Sympathy much appreciated!
{sympathy} <--------- here is a big bag of sympathy for you - get well soon!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
...Ben 
