The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm sure you'll have noticed that in recent weeks I've been selecting my favourite quotes and phrases by our illustrious Bored Board members and displaying them at the top of the page.
My question to you is this: Of all them any impressive collections of words that have appeared on the Bored Board over the past year, which were your favourite? Which made you laugh so much that you peed yourself a little? Which were deep, meaningful and thought provoking? Which were just so dumb or insane that you looked at them in disbelief and said to yourself 'Exactly what cocktail of drugs is Stead on this week?'
Doesn't matter who said it. Or in what context. In fact if it's funnier out of context, all the better!
I'm off to trawl old threads to find some corkers!