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JonnyStead


"I'm Lois!"


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OK you lot - virtual Santa is here - he's making a list and checking it twice so please submit your requests for a virtual present.

As this is all in cyberspace, money is no object so you may have any present you like as long as you follow the rules below:

1 present each
No houses (thats boring)
No cars (that is also boring)
No ridiculous wishes like world peace, or having a better face (JDK this means you), or meeting God (I'm Santa not a bloody miracle worker)
Wishing someone dead counts as your present (remember 1 each)
You're not allowed to ask for any 'ill' to befall me

and thats about it - off you go then :)



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HaloBurn


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I'd like a can of woop ass - give it a good shake as well

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JonnyStead


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Excellent - I'll throw in a pot of elbow grease as well if you like - who you going to 'open it up on'? hmmm?

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Susan


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Can I have a magic purse please - one that always has just enough money in it to buy what I need. aww.gif

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HaloBurn


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JonnyStead wrote:

Excellent - I'll throw in a pot of elbow grease as well if you like - who you going to 'open it up on'? hmmm?



 



I'm keeping it for the first Eco crusty that goes on about co2 or a street preacher / jehoovers witness that annoys me

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HaloBurn


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JonnyStead wrote:

Excellent - I'll throw in a pot of elbow grease as well if you like - who you going to 'open it up on'? hmmm?



 



I'm keeping it for the first Eco crusty that goes on about co2 or a street preacher / jehoovers witness that annoys me

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ddvmor


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I'd quite like a mince pie. One of the ones with icing on top instead of pastry for that extra sugar hit! Mmmmmm...

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Aodan


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I want a Genie.

Or a carpet cleaner.

-- Edited by Aodan at 04:18, 2008-12-05

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JonnyStead


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ddvmor wrote:

I'd quite like a mince pie. One of the ones with icing on top instead of pastry for that extra sugar hit! Mmmmmm...


I dont think I've seen those! - cool



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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Susan


Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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JonnyStead wrote:

ddvmor wrote:

I'd quite like a mince pie. One of the ones with icing on top instead of pastry for that extra sugar hit! Mmmmmm...


I dont think I've seen those! - cool


I make those when I've got some icing left over from icing the Christmas cake.  Cool indeed.



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sha76jam


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Surely if you had a genie you could then wish for your carpets to be cleaned? That way you'd have clean carpets, with no effort & two wishes to spare!
Can I have a genie too please?

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