The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
That's pretty unfortunate and does leave you in a pretty pickle.
You have a number of options:
1. Use morse code to call in. 2. Hire a pre-op transsexual called Georgina to call in on your behalf. 3. Pretend you've been kidnapped and send a ransom note made from newspaper clippings. 4. Phone in and make some strangled croaky noises 5. Just don't phone in at all and, on Monday, deny that you were away.
5. Just don't phone in at all and, on Monday, deny that you were away.
Plausible deniability...If the boss had to time to notice you weren't there, he obviously needs more work assigned to him and his testimony becomes irrelevant...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I've had managers complain that I sometimes text in sick & rant about why do I think there should be different rules for me, until it's pointed out that it's kind of hard to call with no voice.
