The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I saw this on the news yesterday morning. Basically, the guy from Barnado’s says that they have conducted a survey of 2000 people that shows that about half of us think that kids are vermin and feral and dangerous; then went on to say how horrible people were. The guy interviewing him wanted to know if there were any divisive questions in the survey and Barnardo’s guy said ‘No.’
In fact, the survey appears to either have been written by morons, or deliberately worded to elicit ‘negative’ answers, presumably in an effort to create sensational headlines and thereby get more media attention and, presumably more donations from people who feel bad because ‘society’ hates children.
An example – their press release reads:
45% of public agree that people refer to children as feral because they behave this way
In their notes to editors at the bottom, they then state:
45% of people disagreed with the statement 'People refer to children as feral but I don’t think they behave this way.'
That seems pretty divisive to me. No I don’t think that kids are feral. I don’t think they act like that. And most importantly, I’ve never heard anyone refer to kids as ‘feral’. So to answer the question literally and truthfully, I would probably disagree with the statement.
If this is representative of the questions asked in the survey, I’m not only a bit worried about how the respondents interpreted the question but also about how the answers are being interpreted.
I’m worried that Barnardo’s are trying to deceive me and as a result I will not donate to them.
Yeah the guy was on Radio 4 yesterday morning - he is clearly an idiot -
They have also produced a film to show in schools to children, about grown men patrolling the streets with guns shooting children. Then they asked the children how that made them feel and reported their negative responses - genius
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JonnyStead wrote:They have also produced a film to show in schools to children, about grown men patrolling the streets with guns shooting children. That's totally digusting & amoral behaviour, if I were you I'd sue! (Though how did they get their hands on a copy of Badman to rip off in the first place?)