I have a bag of mini jammie dodgers on my desk. It clearly states on the front of the bag in tasteless blue letters that my mini jammie dodgers are "Fun To Share!"

Having experimented with this concept, I have concluded that it is not fun to share my mini jammie dodgers at all and that it is, in fact more fun to eat them al1 myself.

I shall be writing to the makers of mini jammie dodgers accusing them of mis-describing their goods and suggesting that unless they want to be reported to the trades description chaps, they should remove the offending phrase from the front of their product.