The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Whaddaya think? Do you think I have what it takes to become a porn star? "I'm here to fix your refrigerator. My, it's hot in here. Do you mind if I take my shirt off? And my pants?""
I dunno... I still think the best one I've ever seen was "hello I'm here to fix your washing machine" "oh look i just spilled spaghetti sauce all over your uniform! you should take that off before it stains your skin!"