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Porn - An Acceptable Career


Apparently the Adult Industry is now an acceptable career choice.  I don'y know about you, but I think Francesca has a bright future ahead of her!


(the link is to the bbc website - it's ok to view at work!)



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Considering a career change Darren?

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Whaddaya think?    Do you think I have what it takes to become a porn star?


"I'm here to fix your refrigerator.  My, it's hot in here.  Do you mind if I take my shirt off?  And my pants?"



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Ew... just Ew....

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:quote: by DDvmor





"I'm here to fix your refrigerator.  My, it's hot in here.  Do you mind if I take my shirt off?  And my pants?"





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Oh, and did I mention



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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

 "I'm here to fix your refrigerator.  My, it's hot in here.  Do you mind if I take my shirt off?  And my pants?"


Well, you have the right attitude.



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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"Whaddaya think?    Do you think I have what it takes to become a porn star? "I'm here to fix your refrigerator.  My, it's hot in here.  Do you mind if I take my shirt off?  And my pants?""


 


I dunno... I still think the best one I've ever seen was "hello I'm here to fix your washing machine" "oh look i just spilled spaghetti sauce all over your uniform! you should take that off before it stains your skin!"




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So how did that work out for you And - did you get lucky?

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Clearly not.  The staining on her skin is a testament to this.


It's amazing how artistic spagetti sauce can be, though...



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He he he.

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quote:

Originally posted by: JonnyStead

"So how did that work out for you And - did you get lucky? "


nah... was gay male porn


 


however it did make my guy friends go "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! I'D RATHER WATCH PURPLE RAIN!"



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Purple Rain was a great film... and song - did I see the film? cant remember but the song was cool -


Prince was great in those days - why do us musician types have to go weird once we make money?



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Hang on...  what's your excuse Stead?  You have no money...

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I'm pretty sure he was weird before he made money!


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