The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So I read this article on the BBC Website this morning.
Apparently they use a biscuit under a cup to measure a dog's intelligence.
Now I have to say... I don't think I've ever met a dog that couldn't get a biscuit out from under a cup. What do our resident dog owners thing - your opnions, please...
I'll have to have a look and see if I can find out what the other personality tests consists of.