The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
As some of you may know, Joe Calzaghe one of our greatest boxers of all time ventured over the pond this weekend to try to do to Roy Jones Jnr what he did to a lacklustre Bernard Hopkins a few months ago.
Everyone (including me - I'll admit) worried this was a step too far for Joe. In the past he's always had an angle to win a fight. He was either younger, faster, more technical or on home turf - always something to give him the edge. That along with his previous reluctance to fight outside of the UK and the individual Super Middleweight champions deciding not to fight each other for years - led us to believe that he's, just possibly, not as great as he thought.
But against a 39 year Jones, still very much a great fighter (see how he schooled Felix Trinidad recently for proof) Joe put on a performance that looked like it had been ripped off the pages of a Rocky movie.
Down in the first round, he promptly 'woke' up before doing to Jones what he had done to Jeff Lacey and Hopkins before him. His speed and accuracy is phenomenal - the way he destroyed Jones's confidence (as well as his left eye) in the ring was amazing and the massive points difference at the end from all 3 judges told the same story - he simply is pound for pound probably the best active fighter in the world today - thanks Joe - you made us (and especially Hengle) very proud!
Give us one more - in Cardiff - you deserve a big money pay day retirement fight! :)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
It was awesome - despite having to watch it the next day due to it being on in the early hours. It wouldnt have been like that if we still had the empire - GMT would reign in the USA and quite right too
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
