The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Pick someone from the board and find 3 famous people that 'make them up'. In other words find 3 famous people that best summarise the JDBB member.
I've plumped for me old mate Hengle and the picture of my 'celebs' are below.
I've gone for
Bill Bailey - due to his musical genius and clearly creative mind
Jasper Beardly - mostly because he just reminds me of Bezz something fierce and I assume, that when we're old men it will be like the Abe and Jasper show round my house
Phil Jupitus - because he's a big beardy jolly funny chap who makes me laugh. A lot like Bezzer. (Though Bezzer aint tubby)
so thats it for Hengle (unless someone else wants to 'do him' - ew)
NEXT!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
You said "3 famous people" and I've never heard of any of them...Although the one in the middle looks like he may have been in that cartoon show that used to be on the Fox Network......Ben
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...Ben
Bad, bad Susan!
