The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
*Tires Screeching* Larry: Jesus Christ, Focker! *Tires Screeching* Larry: You're driving like a maniac! Take it easy, Focker! Greg Focker: Benz drives like a dream, Lar. Larry: Let's not make it a nightmare, huh?
Delivery Man: Gaylord M. Focker? Greg Focker: That's me. Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg. Greg Focker: It is. Delivery Man: That's not what it says here. Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade. Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
quote: Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne "tonight i saw 'Constantine' (look nate, i made use of the shift key especially for you) it's not as bad as them there critics have been saying"
I'm looking forward to Constantine, too. Of course, I'm a fan of the comic it's based on, so I may be sorely dissapointed. Keaunu would have been about the 6 billionth person on my list of people who should play John Constantine.