The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, four whole days without internet access (well, nearly four whole days).
I could rant about how many times I had to call Virgin before I actually got through to someone who knew what the problem was and could actually do something about it.
I could rant about how many times during all those calls I had to be re-identified because they don't have a hand-off system that allows one agent to talk to another.
I could rant about them not sending an engineer when they said they would.
I could rant about the engineer forgetting to take his shoes off and trampling leaves and muck into my house.
But I won't. Because Stead rants better than I do. And because I'm so pleased to have the internet back that all the hurt has just magically disappeared.