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ddvmor


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Date: Oct 23, 2008
Ladies! Step away from the coffee!
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I'm beggin' ya!

Coffee intake can shrink breast size, study finds
Do you often gulp down espressos and cappuccinos? Beware! Taking down more than three cups of coffee a day may cut down your bra size, a recent Swedish research suggests. Coffee, a caffeine-fueled beverage, actually causes the breasts to shrink, the researchers warn.

Though the exact basis of the idea is still not known, Helena Jernstrom, an oncologistdefine at Lund University in southern Sweden believes the effect is the result of a gene (genetic material) that about half of all women possess.

The study enrolled nearly 300 women, all coffee lovers. Apart from their daily coffee intake, their bust size was also recorded.

I wonder if this study was more about 'measuring' boobies than any real scientific motivation!

i need to do a study to see if... er... using calculators makes boobs less attractive. May I have £1m to find out? I may need an assistant, by the way...

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Aodan


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I read this this morning.

I drink nearly a full pot of coffee a day.

There has been no shrinkage to speak of.

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JonnyStead


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Before and after pics required please

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JonnyStead wrote:

Before and after pics required please


Yes...



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Susan


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I just daren't click the link.  ashamed

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ddvmor


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It's okay. Your eyes won't bleed or anything!

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Susan


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I was brave.  And I was rewarded. biggrin



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Susan wrote:

I was brave.  And I was rewarded. biggrin


Not to worry...I'm not going to pre-release any candids from the "Badman II" rehearsals...weirdface...Ben



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ddvmor


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Have you been 'rehearsing' on your own again, Ben? Don't forget what the nice Judge said!

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ddvmor wrote:

Have you been 'rehearsing' on your own again, Ben? Don't forget what the nice Judge said!


These restraining order thingies have a time limit on them, right?...confused...Ben



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ddvmor


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True. And it was 1936...

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ddvmor wrote:

True. And it was 1936...


I'd better hurry...



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