The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Coffee intake can shrink breast size, study findsDo you often gulp down espressos and cappuccinos? Beware! Taking down more than three cups of coffee a day may cut down your bra size, a recent Swedish research suggests. Coffee, a caffeine-fueled beverage, actually causes the breasts to shrink, the researchers warn.
Though the exact basis of the idea is still not known, Helena Jernstrom, an oncologistdefine at Lund University in southern Sweden believes the effect is the result of a gene (genetic material) that about half of all women possess.
The study enrolled nearly 300 women, all coffee lovers. Apart from their daily coffee intake, their bust size was also recorded.
I wonder if this study was more about 'measuring' boobies than any real scientific motivation!
i need to do a study to see if... er... using calculators makes boobs less attractive. May I have £1m to find out? I may need an assistant, by the way...