The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So yesterday I endured root canal surgery in the morning followed by an evening with my mum (obviously the evening didn't immediately follow the morning - that would be strange).
I haven't yet decided which was the worse experience...
hmm the voting may not be going the way you had hoped dude...
I kinda like your mum - but then she is usually on best behaviour with me because she doesnt know me yet. If you had been my child, I would have smothered you as a baby. That's not nice is it?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson