The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had the whole of this week booked off. It was to be a glorious week of vegetative relaxation, (with possibly a little bit of decorating).
Then some helpful soul booked a meeting in my work diary, telling me that it was absolutely essential that I attend and absolutely impossible to reschedule. So, being the thoughful, dedicated person I am, I cancelled one of my precious days off so that I could be here for the meeting.
So I dutifully got up this morning (against my sleep-gland's better judgement) and struggled into the office. It was really really cold this morning and the heaters on the bus didn't work.
My reward, you ask, for my dedication to the job? Well I'll tell you.
The meeting has been cancelled. Because one of the attendees couldn't make it. Apparently they phoned round last night to let everybody know - except me, of course. I found out when I opened my work e-mail this morning. So I'm in the office when I should be on holiday.
The JDK is most displeased.
You may post your condolences and sympathetic messages below...
This isnt funny at all - particularly as I am on holiday this week too - until Friday that is when I have to go to LONDON for a daggnabit meeting that I cant get out of!
Humph - sorry about that though mate lol
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
This isnt funny at all - particularly as I am on holiday this week too - until Friday that is when I have to go to LONDON for a daggnabit meeting that I cant get out of! 
