The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hengle, is this the sort of stuff you keep telling me is talented really and not just a load of noise designed to shock parents, and therefore appeal to teenagers?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Yes, that is some quality tuneage right there. And no it's not just noise, if you actually you know "listen" to it. It's also certainly not designed to "shock parents" but you know ... there's really no damned point trying to explain it to you, so I won't.