The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I will use my all important 603rd post to predict that this "unhackable" code will be broken faster than Mr. Churchill's team of codebreakers smashed the Nazi "Enigma" code in WWII...Nothing can be invented by man that can't be destroyed by other men...Ben
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