The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have no idea where this picture originated. I found it posted on a forum by someone who found it posted on a blog who found it posted... well you get the idea.
Anyway... It's not technically rude, but you may possibly considerit unsafe for work if you have anyone looking over your shoulder!
The guy who's marrying this girl must be a pretty self confident guy to be comfortable with EVERYONE eyeing up his bride. Because they will be. I bet even the bride's grandma will be taking a second look!
The guy who's marrying this girl must be a pretty self confident guy to be comfortable with EVERYONE eyeing up his bride. Because they will be. I bet even the bride's grandma will be taking a second look!
This just re-inforces my theory that weddings arent about love or commitment, they are just about the woman having her "One special day when everyone is looking at me". They havent got the talent to put on a show or stand up in front of people and be the centre of attention for anything else.. so its all down to that one day... and who has to pay for it? the brides father that's who - this my friends is why I dont want kids...
yeah its just that, honest
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JonnyStead wrote: This just re-inforces my theory that weddings arent about love or commitment, they are just about the woman having her "One special day when everyone is looking at me". They havent got the talent to put on a show or stand up in front of people and be the centre of attention for anything else.. so its all down to that one day... and who has to pay for it? the brides father that's who - this my friends is why I dont want kids...
yeah its just that, honest
Oh you're such a cynic... you know one day you're gonna fall in love with somebody and then you'll understand that all that makes no difference, because the most important thing to you will be her happiness and not your wallet !