The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so I've noticed it got kinda quiet around here recently so I thought I should challenge each of you to start a new thread. Here are the rules:
It must be new - no reposts It cant be 'closed' like - do you like cheese? yes or no
I will award points as I see fit - you are likely to impress me with cool pictures, cool youtube videos or something funny - bonus points will be added if the pictures involved the thread author particularly if they are in a costume of some kind - I wont be taking part myself, because I satisfied the need to start a new thread with this one and I've awarded myself 4 points.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'm awarding 50 points to the JDK for his youtube adventure thread making him the winner, but it was a close call as all the other thread starters were awarded 49 points each, in one of the closest run competitions in modern history.
Disappointingly none of the ladies on the board tried to win by posting pictures of their fun bags and that has been noted - and may well be addressed within the rules during future competitions.
Shazza would have won has she was the only one to have technically posted a picture of a girl (as far as I can remember, I'm making most of this up and cant be arsed to review the threads that you made really) but try as I may, it wasnt detailed enough to get off to.
I'm bored now - well done everyone!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I demand a recount...The thread I started (seen directly under this one) has been up for over a day and viewed exactly twice...Must be a real yawner, huh......Ben
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