The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had a team meeting last week. During that team meeting, I took copius notes of a highly confidential and classifed nature. And now I plan to leak them onto the internet.
Here are the notes I took:
To clarify, it is a picture of a midget ninja using a spear to attack a large leg-eating bear which is hiding (rather unsucessfully) behing a christmas tree.
What did the bear do that was so reprehensible that you would interrupt his Christmas dinner to die an ignoble (albeit sudden) death when it probably would have died of indigestion anyway?......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
...Ben
...Ben
