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4-year-old's late-night drive


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4246189.stm


Madness, I tell you.  Madness.



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See? Now if he was tied up in the understairs cupboard like he should have been, this would never have happened!



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4 year olds are coooool

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Good on him for having the initiative not to wake Mommy to get him some food.

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More impressive that he knew how to go from forward to reverse... pretty sure most drivers around here haven't figured that out yet.


If he knew how to use turn signals he'd be way ahead of the game here.



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Got to love the initiative; no guts, no glory!


Wonder if he jacked up the tranny flipping from forward to reverse without braking (couldn't reach the pedals)?



-- Edited by NateO at 20:22, 2005-02-09

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ooh I didn't even think of that. One of my friends did that once... dropped the tranny right onto the highway. Not pretty.

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Were they driving really fast?


Even at low speeds you're likely to severely knacker up a tranny, a pretty important and expensive piece to a functional automobile.



-- Edited by NateO at 20:37, 2005-02-09

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Why are transvestites so important in cars then? 

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Wrong kind of Tranny, Suze-a-luz-mate!


http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Summer-Driving-Tips/tranny.html


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No... he was just an idiot at a red light that decided to neutral drop as soon as the light turned green.


Was a lot of fun walking home after that



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Why the hell would one do that?


So he dropped it into reverse instead of neutral?



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No he was in neutral and dropped it into drive while revving the engine.


As for why he did it? He was 17 and an idiot? Best explanation I can come up with.



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You seem to know a lot of idiots.  I am proud to be one of them.

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Like trying to pop a clutch in a standard?


I suppose he had a full red-line going too... Silly, silly boy.



-- Edited by NateO at 23:09, 2005-02-09

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