The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was raining really, really hard on the way to work this morning. Really hard. I'm not talking cats and dogs here - I'm talking mid-sized livestock. You know - pigs - sheep. That sort of thing.
Once parked, I have traverse a reasonable distance from my car to the office (it's nothing when it's warm and sunny - just seems a long way when it's raining). Fortunately I have not one, but two great big brollies to protect me from the nasty H20.
We have a very large assortment of umbrellas because it will rain and Kevin will forget his umbrella and buy a new one. Then leave that one at work, and buy another one on the way home (he does a lot of walking to get to work)
Perhaps you should consider opening your own umbrella business. Just position your stall on his route to and from work and sell him the same umbrella twice a day!
