The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Getting ready for work last Friday I decided to clean my glasses in preparation for driving and...snap, the frame broke. 3 minutes and a pot of superglue later, temporarily mended glasses.
I just got back from the opticians. I have ordered new glasses at a cost of £215! Never thought cleaning my glasses could cost quite so much.
Last May when I came down to FL for the job interview I thought I had left my glasses on the plane. Bought another pair for $250. Shortly afterwards, I found the first pair. Turns out they weren't so much on the plane, but in the pocket of my passenger side car door.
Turns out it was a good idea to get new glasses anyway because my prescription had changed slightly.
Three months later, Karma (who was still a puppy at the time) decided to eat my new glasses along with a relatively expensive purse. So, back to the old ones while I get the new ones fixed.... another $100 for the glasses, and unmeasurable damage to my wardrobe since that was my favorite purse.
Fast forward to December, Buddha also seemed to take a liking to my new glasses - but this time just the lense. He popped out and chewed up the lense for my left eye, leaving me with my old glasses once again and a firm promise to myself that next month, I'm getting contacts!
With a little help from you, apparently. I've seen the picture on the other thread. You're clearly licking peanut butter of the dog's face. Dirty, dirty!
My little cocker chewed up some lamanate flooring she managed to peel up, boy was she sick the next day. I was up until 3 am that Thursday morning tearing the rest of the flooring up.
I feel your pain
There's a moral in the story somewhere!
