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My favourite Jammie Jingle is... [6 vote(s)]

Danish Jammie Dodgers by Darren
0.0%
Lawnboy Jam by Nate
0.0%
Aquajam by Nate
0.0%
Jam Beauty by Stead
0.0%
Sweet Jam by Nate
50.0%
Jammie Bonanza by Andromeda
50.0%
ddvmor


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Jingle - CAST YOUR VOTE NOW!
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EDIT:


Ok, you'll see the poll above.  They're in the same order as they appear below, so there's no excuse for getting confused!


Get voting, y'all!





Stead and I have come up with a new challenge for you.


All you have to do is come up with a jingle or short song to promote the JDBB.  You don't have to come up with your own tune (unless you want to)  - just use someone elses.  It can be a cheesy (or jammie) as you like!


You can post the lyrics here and tell which tune to use.  Then we'll vote on the best one and Stead will record it for us.


Woohoo.  Get jingling.


And my entry is:


(to the tune of the Danish Bacon ad)


Jammie Dodgers
Jammie Dodgers
Jammie jammie jammie jammie jammie dod-gers



-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:48, 2005-02-21

-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:50, 2005-02-21

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Repost:




Throughout the night
when there's no direct light
and a thin veil of clouds
keeps the stars out of sight

I sample a few Jammies
outside on my lawn
the moist red organic
that I nibble on

and the black oleander
surrounded by blues
I'm soon overwhelmed
by olfactory hues


Sung to 'Lawnboy'. Here's the tabs:


http://www.guitarmasta.net/p/phish/293593.html 



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Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
Buscuits à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only Jammie.


Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing Jammies Dodgers with bad intent.



Sang to the Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung':


http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jethro-tull/9294.html




-- Edited by NateO at 00:28, 2005-02-11

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ddvmor


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quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
" ...eyeing Jammies Dodgers with bad intent ..."
That's a great line!

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Sung to the last bit of "Black beauty theme"


Jammie


Jammie jammie jammie dodgers


They have got red hearts of jam in the middle


And we love to eat them till our belly's full


We love to eat them till our belly's full !!!!!


There you go - I bet that wins - well it might not but I might just record that one for fun as well anyway!


 



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ddvmor


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The challenge, Stead my man, is to write the Jammie Raphsody.  I just saw the curry version on UA.

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quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"That's a great line!"

Ha ha! Great song!! Very British-like too; kind of like Jammie Dodgers!



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Here's another for your listening pleasure:




Standing on the corner,
Jammie Dodger in my hand
Jack is in his corset, and Jane is her vest
And me, I’m in a Rock’n’roll band, hah!
Ridin’ in a Stutz bear cat, Jim
You know, those were different times!
Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse
And those ladies, they rolled their eyes


Sweet jam!! Whoa! Sweet Jammie, oh-oh-a! Sweet jam!!
Sweet jam!!  Come on baby now! Sweet Jammie! Oh-oh-oh-a! Sweet jam!!



Sung to Velvet Underground's (featuring Lou Reed) 'Sweet Jane'.


http://www.guitaretab.com/v/velvet-underground/20285.html




-- Edited by NateO at 00:09, 2005-02-18

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Looks like Stead has his work cut out...

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Sweet work... mmmmmm

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Sweet Jam!!

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JonnyStead


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indeed - so does anyone else wanna go? or have we decided on a winner?


 



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Andromeda


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Ok, I'll give it a go....


This had me cracking up while I was writing it


to "Bonanza" of course


 


We got a right to eat a little jam
Jammie Dodgers
If anyone dunks anyone of them
He's got a cup of tea

We're not a one to eat some jam and run,
Jammie Dodgers
Anyone of us who has no more biscuits
knows he can count on me

One for forty two
Forty two for one,
This we guarantee.

We got a right to eat a little jam
Jammie Dodgers
If anyone dunks anyone of them
He's got a cup of tea




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Sweet - we like that one - JDK better set up some votin!

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ddvmor


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Oh god.  I have to do everything around here.  I'll edit the original post...

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Looks that way, mate.



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Could sing the following to Nitty's 'Nasty Girl'





Well honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of jammie (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me jammie)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppy)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)


http://www.lyricstop.com/n/nastygirl-nitty.html




Er, maybe not then.



-- Edited by NateO at 17:25, 2005-02-23

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JonnyStead


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I chose not to vote for my own.... I'm sure that was the right thing to do...!

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