The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sitting around with a couple of buddies the other night, one Mexican and one Yankee, and the Mexican is complaining about how hot his food is (he's the sioux chef). So I tell him to stop being a baby and eat up. Well, the Yank turns around and says "Dude, you're Canadian; Canadians can't eat hot food!"
The Mexican agrees and bets me $20.00 that I can't chew on a specially prepared Jalapeņo for five minutes without swallowing, and go another five minutes without drinking any beverage.
Jesus H. Christ, this pepper, fresh off the grill, is huge; looks like a bloody frankfurter. But a bet's a bet. So I'm chewing on this thing and in the first minute, I'm crying uncontrollably; the two women I am with are pretty concerned at this point (they weren't keen on the bet in the first place)... But I got through it and took my $20.
Based on the side effects both that evening and the following two days, I'm not sure if I won (or should use the word 'victory')...
But a bet's a bet. So I'm chewing on this thing and in the first minute, I'm crying uncontrollably; the two women I am with are pretty concerned at this point (they weren't keen on the bet in the first place)... But I got through it and took my $20.
Sorry Nate.
Can a slave say that to her Master and get away with it?
Men just can't dance, can they?
