The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, you might expect an ice cream van to play maybe Greensleves or Teddy Bear's Picnic, but not the one that drives round by me. Oh no, their tune of choice? Hitler Only Has One Ball! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball for those not familiar with it, I had to google to double check I wasn't imagining it!)