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ddvmor


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Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.


One starts to insult the other one.


He screams, "I slept with your mother!"


The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.


The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"


The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."



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ddvmor


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Any joke that involves weasels is great.


Funny.  No one liked my jokes on UA today, either.



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This one was better.

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I was just trying to get 'em talking.  I was bored.

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Well, that's a nice gesture on your part, mate.

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I know.  I felt the need to share my boredom with the world.  Unfortunately the world clearly didn't want any of it.

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