The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now, I wouldnt normally promote videos where someone hurts themselves, but I can just imagine having a got at this when I was a kid. And this is probably just funny rather than looking too painful!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
My friend has one of those things.. and quite stupidly (and drunkenly) we decided it would be a fantastic idea to take the net down and use it to jump into the pool... I'm surprised none of us died that night...
...Ben
