The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. Moving furniture can be a bugger. I helped Stead move house a couple of weekends ago. That ain't why I'm in agony onight though - although it is Stead's fault.
He bullied me into buying a set of dumbells last night (ok, ok - there was no bullying involved. I thought it would be cool, too) and I did my first 'proper' workout this evening.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Mmmmmm.... pie....... No, dammit. Must fight pie-eating urges. Must defeat the growing belly... where are those wieights? Mmmmm.... Piiiiieeeeeee......"
Be strong... find the fullness and become one with yourself - you must resist the high calorie food and continue with the exercise plan bestowed upon you from on high...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quote: Originally posted by: NateO " That's one of the most random hi-jacking's I have ever seen. Nice one Kate-mate! {}-- Edited by NateO at 21:21, 2005-01-28"
it is not a myth we built the boardroom in our new industrial estate premises
i mostly stood about holding nails and screwdrivers trying to look like i was busy and shouldnt be getting on with any proper-what-i-get-paid-to-do-work