The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so if you are insane enough to waste most of your adult life raising children (and I know I'll get into trouble for that so, save the time wasted on telling me how wrong I am, please!) - you could do as these guys did
and call the child "Tula does the hula from hawai" - oddly the child was made a ward of court! really? yep...
Oh and it says in the article that a couple were blocked from trying to name their child "Fat boy" - sorry JDK I'll try not to refer to you as that anymore, now I know its frowned upon...
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