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JonnyStead


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It is official - space is racist!
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So this guy at a meeting refers to the parking ticket system as a black hole (because some are going missing) and the black guy on the panel goes nuts because he thinks the term is racist and is using the word black as an affront to black people - this was gonna go well...



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Some folks are just too touchy...Yes I know, that's mighty white of me...blahblah.gif...Ben

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What an absolute idiot that bloke is..

I wonder if he would be offended by the dark matter theory? He should disappear up Uranus..
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Moron.

I hope he gets sucked into a black hole. He deserves it for being an idiot. I wonder if his friends beat him up after that.

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A small update to this story:

I have done a small amount of research and the best word I can find to replace 'black' on 'black hole' is 'achromatic', which according to dictionary.com means free from colour. (It also means a few other things, but I don't think the nutcase above can object to this definition). So from now on, we must refer to objects that we would have previously referred to as 'black' in colour as 'achromatic'.

It is also important to note that Amy Whiiiiiinehouse won a grammy for her 'Back to Black Achromatic' album...

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JonnyStead


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ddvmor wrote:

A small update to this story:

I have done a small amount of research and the best word I can find to replace 'black' on 'black hole' is 'achromatic', which according to dictionary.com means free from colour. (It also means a few other things, but I don't think the nutcase above can object to this definition). So from now on, we must refer to objects that we would have previously referred to as 'black' in colour as 'achromatic'.

It is also important to note that Amy Whiiiiiinehouse won a grammy for her 'Back to Black Achromatic' album...


Excellent work JDK!


Additionally, the husband of Crackhouse went down for 27 months today for a range of convictions all adding up to him being a waste of space. Part of his plea to the judge for a 'community sentenc' (read: please dont put me in prison where they will violate my bottom) was that he wanted to help his wife kick her drug habit. Strangely the judge wasnt persuaded that he was the best person to help...

Who wants to take a bet they're divorced either before he comes out or within 3 months of his release?



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