The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's almost certainly a photoshopped picture of someone squeezing their cheeks. Look at the eye on the right - seems to slightly overlap the side of the cheek. That and it's physically impossible, of course!
That's bizarrely kind of cute & makes me want one! (The first picture didn't have that effect) Just need to wait for genetic engineering to catch up with photoshop...