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What do you use jammie dodgers for?


so i've been conducting a survey in my head and i was wondering if any of you, without getting your local-shop owners into trouble, could share with me exactly what you use you jammie dodgers for?
thanks
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Dodging Jam




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In my spare time I'm a bit of a dodger-pusher on the mean streets of Bristol.

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It's all your fault I'm a Jammie Junkie, Darren. 

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put them in vanilla ice cream a la mickey Ds

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Ahhh.  Give you the first one for free... then you're hooked.  That's the way to do it.


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I use jammie dodgers in my bribery & reward regime her at home!!


Youjust have to find his weakness



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I did mean here at home!!

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DD, I need a fix, bro.


I won't see you till tomorrow, & it'll be too late by then.  Come round in your lunch-hour and shoot some JD with me.



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Dear VIPWANNABE,


The other day, as I lay in bed, I pondered what Jammie Dodgers were used for, if anything, and I discovered something quite startling... you can consume them! Starting out scientifically, I ate one, and then another... soon I was eating them by the handful... singles packs... and even twin packs! The raspberry FLAVOUR (sic) was most brilliant and enthralling... especially with tea (HO HO!). Every sweet bite dancing on my tongue like sweet raspberry shortcake should. Upon noticing the red heart on the front and lack of making out my significant other and I had been sharing lately, I enlisted her help and achieved the worlds first “Jammie Dodger Kiss” (now protect under international copyright). Needless to say, it was a gooey, stretchy kiss, but well worth it. So there you have it, from eating to kissing, Jammie Dodgers have it all. Until next time, this is KingBilly bidding you a fond farewell and Jolly Jammie Dodgering


KingBilly :brushteath:


 



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I CAN SPELL TEETH NORMALLY... ;)

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hello billy ;)


it's important for you to know.. the jam is actually raspberry flavoured (sic) plum jam.


so you know.


 



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