The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
so i've been conducting a survey in my head and i was wondering if any of you, without getting your local-shop owners into trouble, could share with me exactly what you use you jammie dodgers for? thanks wannabeVIP
The other day, as I lay in bed, I pondered what Jammie Dodgers were used for, if anything, and I discovered something quite startling... you can consume them! Starting out scientifically, I ate one, and then another... soon I was eating them by the handful... singles packs... and even twin packs! The raspberry FLAVOUR (sic) was most brilliant and enthralling... especially with tea (HO HO!). Every sweet bite dancing on my tongue like sweet raspberry shortcake should. Upon noticing the red heart on the front and lack of making out my significant other and I had been sharing lately, I enlisted her help and achieved the worlds first “Jammie Dodger Kiss” (now protect under international copyright). Needless to say, it was a gooey, stretchy kiss, but well worth it. So there you have it, from eating to kissing, Jammie Dodgers have it all. Until next time, this is KingBilly bidding you a fond farewell and Jolly Jammie Dodgering
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