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RE: Justify yourself darren!


Ugh sorry... temporarily overloaded with work.


Perhaps this will work for now?



 



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Wow!  How long did that take?  Not the montage, the tattoo.

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Woohoo!  Hot chick alert!!!


There's not many girls that can say that they have a spare pair of er... yeah.. on her leg.


What's that small yellow object on you knee in the top row?


Which is the most recent, then?



-- Edited by ddvmor at 18:04, 2005-02-07

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The tattoo was 22 hours. That's actually not the best picture of it, but one of my friends put together this collage for me and it was the easiest picture to find


The yellow thing on my knee is Pedro D'Feesh



It's a little fake beanie baby fish that my friend Tim got somewhere for $1 and then brought it everywhere. When Tim went into the army to be a medic he brought Pedro with him and kept sending me pictures of Pedro in Amsterdam I think theres also a roll of film somewhere of Pedro driving a van to a Renaissance Faire.


Uhm.. I think the most recent picture is the one in the bottom left corner... except my hair is a little longer now and black.... but not surprising since, as you can see from these pics.... I never stick with a hair color/length for very long 



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Pedro ees a lucky, lucky feesh.

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Yeah, he got to go to Amsterdam! Smokin'!!

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I've never seen a fish smoke.  Even in Amsterdam.


Now lets get back to the important issue at hand.  Andromeda's knee.



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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"I've never seen a fish smoke."


Here's some smoking salmon, dude:



Smokin'!!



-- Edited by NateO at 21:57, 2005-02-07

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quote:

Originally posted by: Andromeda

"Uhm.. I think the most recent picture is the one in the bottom left corner... except my hair is a little longer now and black.... but not surprising since, as you can see from these pics.... I never stick with a hair color/length for very long "


So, is the blonde shot (bottom right) a wig or is that the real deal +/- some colouring?



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That blonde one is the only one that's a wig and not my real hair.


That picture was taken when I was working as the assistant manager of Fredericks of Hollywood and the mall was doing some big halloween celebration for the kids so the kids could trick or treat at the stores instead of going to people's houses. So, figuring it would be quite appropriate for the job, I decided to go as a gogo dancer... but I had to modify the outfit a little since I was at work (hence the long sleeves and spandex shorts that "almost but not quite" showed my butt ) and only had 1 day notice to throw a costume together. The photo doesn't do justice to the 5lbs of glitter and makeup I was wearing, nor the two pairs of fishnets (one white, one maroon - when you wear one on top of the other it makes a really nifty pattern, but it's murder on your toes!)


I did get 7 marriage proposals that day, one guy stalked me around the mall when I went for lunch, and when I was leaning in the doorway watching the crowd of kids walk by, someone thought I was a mannequin. (She almost dropped dead when I finally moved lol)



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Well my view is you're a babe - plain and simple...

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Originally posted by: Andromeda

"That blonde one is the only one that's a wig and not my real hair."


Ha ha! Thought not.


Beware the mall rat stalkers!!!.


7 proposals, eh? Didn't tie the not though. Big commitment, I suppose...



-- Edited by NateO at 16:05, 2005-02-08

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Well something tells me marrying a mall stalker would have been a bad idea...


 


Call it a hunch...



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What do you have against stalkers... er... um...  Quite right.

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"Well something tells me marrying a mall stalker would have been a bad idea...   Call it a hunch..."


Quite right... you need a nice English guy, who likes tea.... and toast....


 



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Originally posted by: JonnyStead

" Quite right... you need a nice English guy, who likes tea.... and toast....  "

And plays the drums...and sings..and is called, now let me think, ah yes...Stead! 

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Well I do have a thing for drummers..... and british accents....

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Me too, if I notice a combination of that variety in the vicinity, I run like hell!

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quote:

Originally posted by: Andromeda

"Well I do have a thing for drummers..... and british accents.... "

Excellent...

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