The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Any one of those offences would have been bad enough, but three? She deserves every minute of jail time she gets - which will no doubt be far less than the six years and four months she's been sentenced with. Crazy.
I have absolutely no sympathy for drunk drivers. You drink and get behind the wheel and get caught - even if you don't kill anyone, you should be slapped with attempted murder. You kill someone? Life. Bye bye.