The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, today I bring you a super duper quiz that tells you which religious denominations your most suited to!
Your Results:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.
Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.
How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.
1. Secular Humanism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (93%) 3. Nontheist (83%) 4. Liberal Quakers (77%) 5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%) 6. Reform Judaism (69%) 7. Theravada Buddhism (67%) 8. Neo-Pagan (63%) 9. New Age (55%) 10. Scientology (55%) 11. New Thought (53%) 12. Taoism (52%) 13. Sikhism (48%) 14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%) 15. Bahá'í Faith (43%) 16. Orthodox Quaker (43%) 17. Mahayana Buddhism (42%) 18. Islam (40%) 19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%) 20. Orthodox Judaism (40%) 21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%) 22. Eastern Orthodox (30%) 23. Roman Catholic (30%) 24. Jainism (27%) 25. Seventh Day Adventist (25%) 26. Hinduism (19%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
Amusingly, although I was brought up Roman Catholic, it's right down near the bottom of my list - I'm way more likely to be a Scientologist than a Catholic! Go figure!
I was also raised RC.. but I no longer (well, never) identified as such. I suppose this makes sense.. but I haven't a clue about that Liberal Quaker thing. Must get to reading.
1. Neo-Pagan (100%) 2. Liberal Quakers (98%) 3. Unitarian Universalism (95%) 4. Secular Humanism (94%) 5. New Age (87%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%) 7. Mahayana Buddhism (72%) 8. Taoism (71%) 9. Theravada Buddhism (61%) 10. Reform Judaism (61%) 11. Orthodox Quaker (58%) 12. Nontheist (55%) 13. Sikhism (54%) 14. Scientology (53%) 15. New Thought (48%) 16. Bahá'í Faith (45%) 17. Jainism (42%) 18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%) 19. Hinduism (38%) 20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%) 21. Seventh Day Adventist (26%) 22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%) 23. Eastern Orthodox (18%) 24. Islam (18%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (18%) 26. Roman Catholic (18%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (16%)
Atheist Atheists do not believe in a god or deity. Atheists' beliefs are similar to those of the Secular Humanists but do not necessarily include the emphasis on humanity's ability to improve the human condition. Views on contemporary issues vary widely.
Agnostics are inclined to question the existence of supernatural being(s) or a force, e.g., the answer to whether or not God (or Deity) exists would be: "We do not and/or cannot know."
This was a sticking point for me though "inclined to question the existence of supernatural being(s)" how you can you question your own existence? thats deep man...
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