The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm still in the top 0.5% of the worlds wealth - which is nice - but what shocked me was that 35% of the worlds population live on less than £1 a day... thats nuts.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I guess I forgot to announce it...I sold my business...Signed the agreement in May and closed the deal last week...So I'm officially jobless...I haven't decided whether to work again or not...I'd hate to outlive my money......Ben
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Many congratulations matey! hope it all went well -
Now you're free - can we hire you over here as head of security? we get into a lot of scrapes, so bring some big shiny guns with you - if you still have em!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I just took a count...Four handguns, two rifles and a shotgun...Not enough to go into battle with...The personal arsenal got sold last year to finance the court battle against my ex-wife...Only the lawyers won that one...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I just took a count...Four handguns, two rifles and a shotgun...Not enough to go into battle with...The personal arsenal got sold last year to finance the court battle against my ex-wife...Only the lawyers won that one...Ben
Can you see what you did wrong there?
There was a cheaper and quicker solution lurking in there all the time!
Sorry, must stop murderous thoughts when the word divorce comes up...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
JonnyStead wrote:There was a cheaper and quicker solution lurking in there all the time!
My personal credo won't allow murder no matter how justified...Defense of self, property or others is another matter...I'm satisfied to be done with it and maybe I'll be a little more choosy if there's a next time...Ben
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I wonder if anyone has tried to justify murder on the grounds of defence of property? "But your honour, if I hadn't killed her she'd have divorced me & taken everything I own"...
I wonder if anyone has tried to justify murder on the grounds of defence of property? "But your honour, if I hadn't killed her she'd have divorced me & taken everything I own"...
Well, we do have the castle doctrine law in place now but I would not have wanted to be the test case to see how it applied to divorce...As we say here: "You might beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride"...Ben
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