The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No, dont misunderstand me, this was exactly the letter I was expecting. I used to write letters like this for a living so I knew what they would do - there is a forumla to it.
I was suprised though to see the thyroid argument - I thought that had gone out with 'flat earth' etc!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Well shes not overly attractive.. but her eyebrows bother me more than her chin/s. Too dark..the shadow her face and she talks without closing her lips which weirds me out..like how you talk if you have vaseline all over your lips or something and you don't want them to touch
Also, it would have been a struggle for either of us to dumb down enough.
That's a given for you two young ladies...(However, we will accept samples of what would have been the swimsuit competition photos...No don't thank me)......Ben
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