The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So yesterday, Stead and I were hanging around in the kitchen doing impressive kitcheny things. Catfish was watching TV in the other room.
The subject of jammie dodgers came up and Stead mentioned that he'd seen an episode of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (a sitcom) in which the pub was haunted by a giant jammie dodger. The conversation then moved on to other things.
We did some more stuff, made some lunch and then joined Catfish in the lounge where she was catching up with some TV from the Sky+ box.
ddvmor wrote:...Stead mentioned that he'd seen an episode of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (a sitcom) in which the pub was haunted by a giant jammie dodger...
You're supposed to be guessing the episode. This is my special guessing thread. I was giving you a clue to help you narrow it down to the specific episode of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps that was being shown.
Your response was supposed to be something along the lines of 'Gosh, that's a bit of a coincindence, isn't it!' giving me a cue to mention a couple of other similar coincidences that have happened in the last week or so.
Remember this thread where we discussed dead dogs and got on to Schrodinger's cat.
Well that very evening, I went home and watched a recorded episode of The Big Bang Theory which revolved around a joke involving Schrodinger's Cat.
And then, slightly more recently, you gave me a Superman comic that featured Superman being captured by Mongul and forced to fight or his entertainment on War World. The next morning, I turned on the telly to find the episode of the Justice League cartoon that covered the very same story.
I thought they were very coincidental. Does anyone else have any similar coincidences they'd like to share?
And then, slightly more recently, you gave me a Superman comic that featured Superman being captured by Mongul and forced to fight or his entertainment on War World. The next morning, I turned on the telly to find the episode of the Justice League cartoon that covered the very same story.
What the hell are you talking about? Comics are for kids as are cartoons and the like - I'm an adult and wouldnt be having anything to do with those things.
Jees man young attractive women could be reading this board...
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Truckman wrote:A re-run of "Highway Patrol" starring Broderick Crawford...What did I win?
By a bizzare coincidence... nothing at all!
ddvmor wrote:And then, slightly more recently, youan unspecified acquaintance gave me a Superman comic that featured Superman being captured by Mongul and forced to fight or his entertainment on War World. The next morning, I turned on the telly to find the episode of the Justice League cartoon that covered the very same story.