The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The Solstice used to be on the 24th, before Pope Gregory had his way with the calendar. It should p[robably be called 'mid year day' or summat rather than midsummers - cos it's not in the middle of the summer. D'oh.
Anyway - summer starts on the solstice. Winter starts on the other solstice.
Hah. The 21st was punctuated by high winds and sudden downpours over here. Ironic that your first day of winter was better than our first day of summer!
I still love england and everything we used to stand for though..truth is modern britain is rubbish..
Sorry mate - not standing for that. Modern Britain is not 'rubbish' - I love my country and do what I can to keep improving it. I support a political party and vote in elections - I even (occasionally) volunteer. Some people bail out looking for sunshine - but thats up to them. Just as a quick comparison though -
UK ranks 5th in the world for GDP Australia is 14th or 15th (depending on whether you believe IMF or World bank) behind Brazil - which is a third world country by the way
London is probably the financial capital of the world (though New York is right up there) - I dont see Canberra even on that list
Australia has the highest incidence of skin cancer in the world - so yeah, its a better lifestyle and has better prospects, as long as you dont go outside.
Australia has the top 10 venoumous snakes in the world in it - nice.
Better pay? The average salary in Australia is $39,000 (about £19,500) the average UK salary is £31,000
I accept Australia is less crowded - but its also less habitable - not a lot of desert in the UK
If you wanted a change, fair enoughski I wish you well - but please dont suggest my country is rubbish - its not nice, but anyway you guys are British - you got the Queen on your money, you're British - we own you.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Mate, I was born in Bristol and lived there for 30 years so I think I know what I'm talking about..and so do the millions of people from the uk who have emigrated here from the uk..the lifestyle is far superior..
I'm not talking about statistical averages - I'm talking from a personal perspective...I had a terraced house in the uk, here I have a detatched house with a swimming pool..In the uk I earnt 20+grand, here I earn 50+. If you're a tradie (carpenter,plumber,sparky) you'll earn 50-100k in Perth..Later this year I'm buying a boat..in Bristol none of this would have been available to me..
By the way I'm a supporter of Australia staying 'british'..I love Britain..its just the fact that petrol is twice as expensive,the roads are more congested, cars are 40% dearer and houses are so expensive and small compared to aus, respect for law and order is shocking,theres no dicipline in schools and the availablility of drugs is widespread makes me less of a fan of 'modern britain' I'm sure you can look on wikipedia and dispute what you like- anybody can do that, but I've experienced both sides.
If you ever make it over here, I'll be happy to point out all this out to you..
Mate, I was born in Bristol and lived there for 30 years so I think I know what I'm talking about..and so do the millions of people from the uk who have emigrated here from the uk..the lifestyle is far superior..
I'm not talking about statistical averages - I'm talking from a personal perspective...I had a terraced house in the uk, here I have a detatched house with a swimming pool..In the uk I earnt 20+grand, here I earn 50+. If you're a tradie (carpenter,plumber,sparky) you'll earn 50-100k in Perth..Later this year I'm buying a boat..in Bristol none of this would have been available to me..
By the way I'm a supporter of Australia staying 'british'..I love Britain..its just the fact that petrol is twice as expensive,the roads are more congested, cars are 40% dearer and houses are so expensive and small compared to aus, respect for law and order is shocking,theres no dicipline in schools and the availablility of drugs is widespread makes me less of a fan of 'modern britain' I'm sure you can look on wikipedia and dispute what you like- anybody can do that, but I've experienced both sides.
If you ever make it over here, I'll be happy to point out all this out to you..
Ah, sorry I didnt realise your perspective was so narrow, you're comparing Bristol to Australia - thats different. I've lived and worked all over the UK and I simply dont recognise your view of my country.
I dont dispute that you get more bang for your buck in AUS - you do in America as well; bigger houses, bigger cars, cheaper fuel etc - (within the UK we're trying to curb consumption of fuel with taxes to help protect the environment, short sighted of us I know, but you guys feel free to carry on)- but that in itself isnt enough to make me want to move to the US either. And plenty of people come back to the UK every year as well you know.
I'm not getting into a pissing contest with you Steve but I pull in more than you, in the UK - it's more than possible as born out by the facts I quoted earlier - which I happen to know, rather than Wiki'd.
You should also know, in London £100k isnt that much for a plumber to earn these days so AUS isnt some kind of promised land for the blue collar worker.
I know you like Australia - and I'm sure there is plenty about it I would like too. I'm simply disagreeing with your assertion that Britain is rubbish. It isnt and frankly if your solution to not liking the UK was to bugger off to another country rather than try to 'improve' things (if you felt they needed improving) then that's your choice.
Personally given the choice of standing and staring out over rolling green hills, lakes and valleys or desolation, I'll take the UK anytime.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Easy boys! There might be a bit too much testosterone about this morning (evening if you're downunder!)!
For what it's worth, I've really enjoyed my visits down under, but have never considered emigration there an option. I like my green and pleasant land too much.
I'd agree that the UK has it's problems at the moment (mostly going by the name of Gordon), but I think we're starting to swing back the right way. It's a slow process, but that's evolution for you!
I'm not attacking Britain (sigh) I'm talking about modern britain..
Consider this, would Britain have been so great if millions of Britons had not headed off overseas to build the British Empire??
Sorry but Britain is Modern Britain - we're not all over here living in the 19th Century - so if you say 'Modern Britain is rubbish' you are saying Britain is rubbish - which I dont agree with.
As for your historical question, I think the question should be 'Would Australia be so great if Britons had not headed off overseas to build the British Empire??' - if they hadnt, Australia would be populated with, um, Australians! heaven forbid!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
JonnyStead wrote:within the UK we're trying to curb consumption of fuel with taxes to help protect the environment, short sighted of us I know, but you guys feel free to carry on
JonnyStead wrote:within the UK we're trying to curb consumption of fuel with taxes to help protect the environment, short sighted of us I know, but you guys feel free to carry on
I presume you are being sarcastic here???
Not really, dont get me wrong I think its gone a bit far and a small rebate is in order considering current tax levels never considered oil hitting $130 per barrell - but in the main that's what the tax is there for. To try to curb the use of fossil fuels.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Is it bollocks! Our governments have been steadily increasing fuel duty since long before anyone other than the odd scientist & a couple of hippies thought about global warming! It's just a PR stunt! (Which, frankly, I'm surprised you fall for) Before global warming became the cause du jour it was because oil would run out in 50 years (see http://www.opec.org/home/PowerPoint/Reserves/Conventional.htm - OPEC obviously have a vested interest, but do tend to be taken as an authority). In shocking contrast to other taxes its purpose is to raise money for the government. Obviously the government need money, but it would be nice if they could be a little more honest about it.