The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Is cottage pie not an actual pie-type dish, where the totties sit on top of the mince? Whereas mince 'n totties is just a plate with mince 'n totties on it. Stovies is mince 'n totties cooked together, kind of like mince soupe with totties in. Top stuff on a cauld day!
My father-in0law has this strange habit of serving mince with a raw egg cracked over it. Ive never seen anything so boggin' lookin' in my life! Apparently is a Highland thing...
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "All you ever wanted to know about potatoes."
Darren - what a find, thank you so much! I'd have carried on feeding them to Simon obliviously poisoning him with the wheat protein from the DNA of the delightful little source creatures.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Of course the problem with Highlanders is that you can only kill 'em by chopping their heads off. Bloody immortal basserds."
There can be only 1!! []
Egg and mince, sounds like a Pastie Pie to me, surely the egg is cooked though!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Just read the edit, nice one! For a moment there I thought you were moving the discussion on to a preference of another sort! It threw me a bit!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "So, he doesn't think this might taste a little better if he took a moment to cook the egg? "
Hmm. What you have to remember about characters like this, is that they don't eat the egg raw because they like it. They eat it raw because they're hard. And that's the way it's always been done, since before they invented fire and polyunsaturated cooking oil!