The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think it's a great idea, being able to catch up with thinks I may have missed. But there's a problem... the BBC iPlayer, Channel4 On Demand, the Sky Player... in order to use these services I have to download their own proprietary P2P software and a customised media player. A different one for each channel. So if I want to watch TV on the internet, I have to fill my PC with crap first!
That's rubbish, that is!
Stead - go and crossbow them for me. And get them to set up a proper streaming service instead.
