The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Is anyone else sick of hearing about this 'Big Freeze' that we're about to have? Is it going to be a Bigger Freeze than the 'Big Freeze' we had last year or the year before or even the year before that? Should a 'Big Freeze' be entirely unexpected given that it's winter and we have a 'Big Freeze' every winter? Ok. I've finished moaning about it now.