The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Only ten days to go before the release of the new Offspring album. In the meantime, I feel it my duty to tell you all that if you go to their website you can download one of the new tracks for free!
Offspring I can take or leave now, they've never bettered S*M*A*S*H
Got the NIN one about 6 weeks ago .... advantage of signing up to everything they've ever asked me to sign up to :D It's a cracker ... I shall still be buying the CD version when it's released properly mind.
Just so you know, after listening to it in the car for a couple of days, I can confirm that the new Offspring CD is Awesome! (Although Hengle probebly still won't like it!). It's quite mainstream though - not much of what you could call punk, unless you count the odd naughty word. But I like it!