The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The Borg used to be really really cool. Alas, no more. The cylons, however are oh so shiny. Anyways, Brian., i think you find that the new series of Battlestar Galactica starts this Friday on Sci Fi. We've had it for a few months now. It kicks arse!
Look, guys. It's pretty simple. Dangermouse is gonna win. Easily. And in case you were wondering, Silas Greenback could squish Texas Pete in a heartbeat!